Dystopian Hot Dog

14. Cricket World Cup Final SPECIAL EPISODE

Tam and Marv give their expert analysis of the greatest sporting event that many of us have ever witnessed, the 2019 Cricket World Cup Final. No stone is left unturned.

The lads also find time to bring a laser guided character breakdown of two other champions from that super sporting Sunday, Lewis Hamilton and Novak Djokovic.

13b. The Eyes Of A Clown

Episode 13, part b.....Tam and Marv take their sophisticated chat up a notch this week by discussing how a stag do with the characters from Winnie the Pooh might go. We are also treated to some beautiful lavatory anecdotes. In fact, truth be told, it's a fairly toilet heavy episode this. Clowns feature heavily too.

13a. I Am A Lad

DOUBLE EPISODE....First part. The lads use their wisdom to address the Women's World Cup Final and VAR. Distressing accounts too from the world of the 20 week scan and a primary school music recital. To top it off, the Dalai Lama proves that he loves nothing more than a naughty stag do.

12b. The Andalucian Sunset

The 2nd part of Episode 12 has a soulful start, in more ways than one. Marv sings, and then shows his spiritual side by suggesting he and Tam set up a charity.

Tam's Turkish escapades, Tripadvisor nonsense and the origin of Marv's surname are on the agenda, as are the dangers of being a young man in a junkyard or a work-based toilet surounded by male Indians.

12a. A Friendly Bench

DOUBLE EPISODE (aren't they all these days, lads?), part 1.

Tam visited the Pork Shop in Poulton and some pastry based products brought joy to Marvyn.  Resignations and sackings are discussed and Tam gives us an insight into how he deals with authority when he feels intimidated.  Marv's allergies bring their own fun and the greatest sports commentator in history is saluted.

11b. Siam Park Energy

2nd part of episode 11. Tam and Marv look ahead to their days together in a care home. It's not pretty. In other news Tam makes an idiot of himself at a water park and also whilst getting his make up done by Linda Lusardi. Most importantly, the lads deconstruct what really happened when a seagull recently stole the limelight.

11a. Pre-Loaded Ants

First installment of a DOUBLE EPISODE. Tam apologises for dishing out bad medical advice on a recent episode before the lads delve into the world of insect stings. It turns out that bees may be bastards. Ants as sex toys, the Tory leadership contest, Bolivians scrapping and the Afghan wedding market are all up for discussion.

10b. Hoover You Up

The 2nd part of episode 10...More 1996 memories from these 2 total has-beens mixed up with modern day advice about how to best use your urine in certain medical emergencies. Quite pathetic.

10a. Little Pierre Pompier

Contains strong language and sexual references. Massive shock.

So many areas get covered. Marv's French text book gets especially covered (and Marv apologises for that section of the podcast). Mischief night, 1996, Denis Irwin in a far eastern prison, a 15 year old boy's approach to eye contact and Godzilla.

9b. I'm Dry

FINALLY, the 2nd part of episode 9 and Tam is in turmoil about Barney's toilet skills as well as superheroes. He's even losing old friends over it. In between Tam's angst are Marvyn's suspicions about the Unicorn's re-emergence.