Episodes

Saturday Feb 22, 2020
20a. Turner’s Heech
Saturday Feb 22, 2020
Saturday Feb 22, 2020
The most scattergun podcast in the Western Hemisphere returns. Sorry it’s been a while.
Tam and Marv spend time discussing the link between the original alcopops and Tom Hanks. We also get an update on young Barney’s toilet journey, the Coronavirus and the real reason why that Geordie flashed the BBC cameras. Crayfish wars, Hitler and the job descriptions of our fingers complete this barrel of arse.

Sunday Dec 01, 2019
19. The Renegade Testicle
Sunday Dec 01, 2019
Sunday Dec 01, 2019
Up for discussion are Bob Mortimer, Hitler, Bryan Robson, wolf whistling and flashing. Braille is also proven to be past it’s sell by date.

Tuesday Nov 19, 2019
18b. Taser An Elf
Tuesday Nov 19, 2019
Tuesday Nov 19, 2019
Tam gets one over on Dyson and, following the success of ToiletWorld, Marv proposes an idea for a theme park in Lanzarote. Also, Ming the Merciless gets a mention at last, Reet Petite’s true meaning is discovered and Tam goes bed hopping. Saucy.

Friday Nov 08, 2019
18a. East of Hull
Friday Nov 08, 2019
Friday Nov 08, 2019
Russian dwarves, Russians blacking up, Chinese Russians....Those Russians, man. Tam’s cousin has an appointment with Mohammed, Marv works out Greta Thunberg’s issues thanks to some builders and a ladybird’s life is ruined. Plus some helpful tips on adoption and a seagull update.

Tuesday Oct 22, 2019
17b. Big Nappies
Tuesday Oct 22, 2019
Tuesday Oct 22, 2019
The 2nd part of episode 17 looks at the truth behind Jack Spratt’s diet, Tam’s toilet based funfair creations and the discovery of Geoff Horsfield. Seagulls unfortunately darken our podcast door once more with their devious ways. Plus, Scooby Doo’s secret and German U-boats.

Monday Sep 30, 2019
17a. Hitler Isn't A Choice
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
First installment of episode 17 and as well as suffering a midlife crisis in Brighton, Tam has also been plunged into sadness by VAR and Bradford. On the plus side, he talks about the birth of German charisma whilst Marv reveals the hidden truth about one of our recent Prime Ministers. Hamster murder and Roy Walker get a surprise mention.

Tuesday Sep 10, 2019
16b. A Precious Vicar
Tuesday Sep 10, 2019
Tuesday Sep 10, 2019
The 2nd part of episode 16 is here. Ferry-based clown scrapping, an abusive pumpkin addict, an angry transsexual, a squeaky gate and kids named after verbs. Time for the ref to ditch the whistle too. Groundbreaking shite.
These tweets are discussed in the episode....
https://twitter.com/martin_byrne67/status/1155519371046981633?s=09
https://twitter.com/SkyFootball/status/1157024393769488386?s=09

Thursday Aug 29, 2019
16a. Sam Tummerhaus
Thursday Aug 29, 2019
Thursday Aug 29, 2019
1st part of a double episode and the lads discuss pound shops in Kos, Pakistani politics, offended clowns and the dangers of urinating on a ferry. Japanese commuters also make their debut on the show. Usual crap.

Thursday Aug 08, 2019
15b. Brian's Got A Penguin
Thursday Aug 08, 2019
Thursday Aug 08, 2019
This is a roller coaster of an episode that takes us to animal theft, Newcastle airport, Simple Minds and gender reassignment. Important to note that when you hear the words Van Halen, you replace them with Def Leppard and the same with pineapples and water melons, Mr Prime Minister. Special mention too for the kids of Stoke-On-Trent.

Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
15a. Loading The Moon Up
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
Here we go, 1st part of episode 15 and Tam is educating Marvyn about the moon landings whilst Marv tells Tamlyn all about the time he crapped in a bag for fun. It was 1996 and that's Marv's excuse for everything isn't it.... Also, there's a look at how people (some blokes) have been handling the heat on trains and a touching bit of advice in how best to help an unconscious female on public transport whilst inebriated.